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I am expecting a very big settlement. I can not wait I am expecting a settlement i cant wait Nice! Hope something horrible didn't happen to you just to get it. You getting a lot?
it is supposed to be half a million, a sewage pipe busted over me while i was in a store
Wow! That seems worth it!!!! Wish it had happened to me! ha ha. Hope you're healthy still and congratulations!
I found a stray dog today and decided to rescue it.
I found a stray dog today and decided to rescue it.
That is awesome! What breed?
I found a stray dog today and decided to rescue it. I found a stray dog today and decided to rescue it.
That is awesome! What breed?
I'm not sure she's a mutt of some sort.
I found a stray dog today and decided to rescue it. I found a stray dog today and decided to rescue it. That is awesome! What breed?
I'm not sure she's a mutt of some sort.
Oh ok that is very nice of you
I found a stray dog today and decided to rescue it. I found a stray dog today and decided to rescue it. That is awesome! What breed? I'm not sure she's a mutt of some sort.
Oh ok that is very nice of you
Thanks. Are you looking for a dog by chance? :)
i had a dream i was taken hostage. i woke up very
i had a dream i was taken hostage
That's pretty scary. Was it like a scene from taken?
i had a dream i was taken hostage. i woke up very i had a dream i was taken hostage
That's pretty scary. Was it like a scene from taken?
Very similar, except i was stabbed
i had a dream i was taken hostage. i woke up very i had a dream i was taken hostage That's pretty scary. Was it like a scene from taken?
Very similar, except i was stabbed
That sounds pretty awful. no thanks.
I went to go get a snack from the kitchen and realized my kids ate them all.
I went to go get a snack from the kitchen. I looked all over but they were all gone. The kids ate them all.
Oh, that is irritating sometime! That happens to me sometimes
I went to go get a snack from the kitchen and realized my kids ate them all. I went to go get a snack from the kitchen. I looked all over but they were all gone. The kids ate them all.
Oh, that is irritating sometime! That happens to me sometimes
It is irritating. I guess I need to hide just a few so that I can have a snack once in a while.
I went to go get a snack from the kitchen and realized my kids ate them all. I went to go get a snack from the kitchen. I looked all over but they were all gone. The kids ate them all. Oh_comma_ that is irritating sometime! That happens to me sometimes
It is irritating. I guess I need to hide just a few so that I can have a snack once in a while.
Lol. I am guilty of hiding a couple of snacks for myself at times, nothing wrong with that
My husband once let this guy come over to our house to use his tools so he could fix his truck
My husband once let this guy come to our house so he could use his tools to fix his truck.
How did that go?
My husband once let this guy come over to our house to use his tools so he could fix his truck My husband once let this guy come to our house so he could use his tools to fix his truck.
How did that go?
Not to well, this guy ended up stealing from us
My husband once let this guy come over to our house to use his tools so he could fix his truck My husband once let this guy come to our house so he could use his tools to fix his truck. How did that go?
Not to well, this guy ended up stealing from us
No way! I can not stand when people do shady things like that. We you able to get your stuff back? Did he get in trouble?
My husband once let this guy come over to our house to use his tools so he could fix his truck My husband once let this guy come to our house so he could use his tools to fix his truck. How did that go? Not to well_comma_ this guy ended up stealing from us
No way! I can not stand when people do shady things like that. We you able to get your stuff back? Did he get in trouble?
We did not get nothing back, my husband did not want to report it. He said obviously the guy needed it worse than he did! Which made me mad
My husband once let this guy come over to our house to use his tools so he could fix his truck My husband once let this guy come to our house so he could use his tools to fix his truck. How did that go? Not to well_comma_ this guy ended up stealing from us No way! I can not stand when people do shady things like that. We you able to get your stuff back? Did he get in trouble?
We did not get nothing back, my husband did not want to report it. He said obviously the guy needed it worse than he did! Which made me mad
Yeah I would have been mad too. If he needed something he should have at least asked. Stealing is never okay.
I was supposed to close on my house this weekend, but the people are refusing to move out!
I was supposed to close on my house this weekend, but the people are refusing to move out!
Wow that is odd, is there nothing you can do about it?
I was supposed to close on my house this weekend, but the people are refusing to move out! I was supposed to close on my house this weekend_comma_ but the people are refusing to move out!
Wow that is odd, is there nothing you can do about it?
No! They are going to have to be evicted basically. It is outrageous!!!!!
I was supposed to close on my house this weekend, but the people are refusing to move out! I was supposed to close on my house this weekend_comma_ but the people are refusing to move out! Wow that is odd_comma_ is there nothing you can do about it?
No! They are going to have to be evicted basically. It is outrageous!!!!!
That is insane, i hope everything works out!
My wife was sleeping and i ate her leftovers
My wife was asleep and i ate her leftovers
That sounds like a win! Did she get mad?
My wife was sleeping and i ate her leftovers My wife was asleep and i ate her leftovers
That sounds like a win! Did she get mad?
she doesnt know yet... but she will be pissed
My wife was sleeping and i ate her leftovers My wife was asleep and i ate her leftovers That sounds like a win! Did she get mad?
she doesnt know yet... but she will be pissed
This just happened? Oh boy! maybe you can replace it before she gets up.
I won the lottery last week. i have never had this much money
i hit the lottery last week, i am financially set
That's awesome. I hope you don't spend it all too quickly.
I won the lottery last week. i have never had this much money i hit the lottery last week_comma_ i am financially set
That's awesome. I hope you don't spend it all too quickly.
i have hired a consultant to help me with everything
I won the lottery last week. i have never had this much money i hit the lottery last week_comma_ i am financially set That's awesome. I hope you don't spend it all too quickly.
i have hired a consultant to help me with everything
Make sure the consultant doesn't try to rip you off either haha.
I got a big exam coming up in my chemistry class. I am worried I will fail it. I just can't get my mind around the material.
I got a big chemistry exam coming up. I am so worried I will bomb it.
I hated chemistry in school, i hope you do well
I got a big exam coming up in my chemistry class. I am worried I will fail it. I just can't get my mind around the material. I got a big chemistry exam coming up. I am so worried I will bomb it.
I hated chemistry in school, i hope you do well
Yeah I just need to study more. Hopefully I can wrap my mind around the material.
I got a big exam coming up in my chemistry class. I am worried I will fail it. I just can't get my mind around the material. I got a big chemistry exam coming up. I am so worried I will bomb it. I hated chemistry in school_comma_ i hope you do well
Yeah I just need to study more. Hopefully I can wrap my mind around the material.
It is a difficult subject no doubt
The last time we went on vacation, I brought more than enough stuff for everyone.
The last time we went on vacation I made sure to overpack so we would have everything we needed.
That's a good idea. Hopefully, you had enough room
The last time we went on vacation, I brought more than enough stuff for everyone. The last time we went on vacation I made sure to overpack so we would have everything we needed.
That's a good idea. Hopefully, you had enough room
Oh yeah, we have a large vehicle, it wasn't an issue.
The last time we went on vacation, I brought more than enough stuff for everyone. The last time we went on vacation I made sure to overpack so we would have everything we needed. That's a good idea. Hopefully_comma_ you had enough room
Oh yeah, we have a large vehicle, it wasn't an issue.
That's good news. I bet it was fun!
The last time we went on vacation, I brought more than enough stuff for everyone. The last time we went on vacation I made sure to overpack so we would have everything we needed. That's a good idea. Hopefully_comma_ you had enough room Oh yeah_comma_ we have a large vehicle_comma_ it wasn't an issue.
That's good news. I bet it was fun!
Yeah we don't get to go on vacation often.
My husband ordered pizza tonight at work.
My husband has to work all night. He ordered pizza. I am kind of wishing I had some pizza right now.
Mmm, pizza sounds good. What's keeping you from ordering pizza yourself? Why let him have all the fun?
My husband ordered pizza tonight at work. My husband has to work all night. He ordered pizza. I am kind of wishing I had some pizza right now.
Mmm, pizza sounds good. What's keeping you from ordering pizza yourself? Why let him have all the fun?
I am not sure. I am thinking about ordering some. We will see.
My husband ordered pizza tonight at work. My husband has to work all night. He ordered pizza. I am kind of wishing I had some pizza right now. Mmm_comma_ pizza sounds good. What's keeping you from ordering pizza yourself? Why let him have all the fun?
I am not sure. I am thinking about ordering some. We will see.
Go for it! You'll only regret the pizzas you don't eat!
I got cut off in traffic the other day and it made me so angry!
I got cut off in traffic the other day I almost wrecked. It ticked me off.
Dang, traffic must be intense in your area
I got cut off in traffic the other day and it made me so angry! I got cut off in traffic the other day I almost wrecked. It ticked me off.
Dang, traffic must be intense in your area
People are just crappy drivers everywhere.
I got cut off in traffic the other day and it made me so angry! I got cut off in traffic the other day I almost wrecked. It ticked me off. Dang_comma_ traffic must be intense in your area
People are just crappy drivers everywhere.
True, driving takes more focus than a lot of people can handle
I got cut off in traffic the other day and it made me so angry! I got cut off in traffic the other day I almost wrecked. It ticked me off. Dang_comma_ traffic must be intense in your area People are just crappy drivers everywhere.
True, driving takes more focus than a lot of people can handle
Yes, I think the driver's test should be way harder.
I have to make a birthday cake later tonight. I am worried I might mess it up.
I have to make a birthday cake later tonight.
who's birthday is it?
I have to make a birthday cake later tonight. I am worried I might mess it up. I have to make a birthday cake later tonight.
who's birthday is it?
My nephew's. I am worried I might mess it up.
I have to make a birthday cake later tonight. I am worried I might mess it up. I have to make a birthday cake later tonight. who's birthday is it?
My nephew's. I am worried I might mess it up.
don't worry
I was really hungry today and ate my roomates' leftovers.
I was really hungry today and ate my roomates' leftovers.
Do you feel bad about it?
I was really hungry today and ate my roomates' leftovers. I was really hungry today and ate my roomates' leftovers.
Do you feel bad about it?
yes. A lot..
I was really hungry today and ate my roomates' leftovers. I was really hungry today and ate my roomates' leftovers. Do you feel bad about it?
yes. A lot..
You should make it up to that person.
I was really hungry today and ate my roomates' leftovers. I was really hungry today and ate my roomates' leftovers. Do you feel bad about it? yes. A lot..
You should make it up to that person.
I plan on it.
I was cleaning my garage and a huge spider crawled on to me! I am super scared of spiders!
I was cleaning my garage and a huge spider crawled on to me! I am super scared of spiders!
Oh I do not like spiders either! What did you do?
I was cleaning my garage and a huge spider crawled on to me! I am super scared of spiders! I was cleaning my garage and a huge spider crawled on to me! I am super scared of spiders!
Oh I do not like spiders either! What did you do?
I basically screamed like a little girl and jumped!
I was cleaning my garage and a huge spider crawled on to me! I am super scared of spiders! I was cleaning my garage and a huge spider crawled on to me! I am super scared of spiders! Oh I do not like spiders either! What did you do?
I basically screamed like a little girl and jumped!
I'd probably have done the exact same thing - then called for my husband or one of my daughters to kill it!!
Our little chihuahua was diagnosed with an auto-immune disease. She got pancreatitis last August and then passed away in February.
Our little chihuahua was diagnosed with an auto-immune disease when she was just a puppy.
Oh no! Were you able to take care of him with medicine or treatments?
Our little chihuahua was diagnosed with an auto-immune disease. She got pancreatitis last August and then passed away in February. Our little chihuahua was diagnosed with an auto-immune disease when she was just a puppy.
Oh no! Were you able to take care of him with medicine or treatments?
Yes, for about 6 years. Then she got pancreatitis and kinda went downhill from there. We just lost her in February.
Our little chihuahua was diagnosed with an auto-immune disease. She got pancreatitis last August and then passed away in February. Our little chihuahua was diagnosed with an auto-immune disease when she was just a puppy. Oh no! Were you able to take care of him with medicine or treatments?
Yes, for about 6 years. Then she got pancreatitis and kinda went downhill from there. We just lost her in February.
I'm so sorry! I know how hard it is to lose a pet! I hope you are not sad for too long. It sounds like you did everything you could to give it a great life.
i have such a great family. i am so thankful for them
I have such a great family
That's good to hear, one of the best advantages you can have in life
i have such a great family. i am so thankful for them I have such a great family
That's good to hear, one of the best advantages you can have in life
No doubt, it makes life so much easier
i have such a great family. i am so thankful for them I have such a great family That's good to hear_comma_ one of the best advantages you can have in life
No doubt, it makes life so much easier
And they're all you got in the end!
Last night a shadowy figure was at my window. I was so scared to see it.
Last night a shadowy figure was at my window.
Whoa, did you find out what it was?
Last night a shadowy figure was at my window. I was so scared to see it. Last night a shadowy figure was at my window.
Whoa, did you find out what it was?
I have no clue. I was so scared to see it!
Last night a shadowy figure was at my window. I was so scared to see it. Last night a shadowy figure was at my window. Whoa_comma_ did you find out what it was?
I have no clue. I was so scared to see it!
I dont blame you, i would have been terrified
i hate when i am the only person in the bar. even if it is at 10 in the morning
i hate being the only person at the bar, even if it is 10 a.m.
It can be boring to drink at the bar by yourself.
i hate when i am the only person in the bar. even if it is at 10 in the morning i hate being the only person at the bar_comma_ even if it is 10 a.m.
It can be boring to drink at the bar by yourself.
indeed, i usually bring a pet with me to help ease the loneliness
i hate when i am the only person in the bar. even if it is at 10 in the morning i hate being the only person at the bar_comma_ even if it is 10 a.m. It can be boring to drink at the bar by yourself.
indeed, i usually bring a pet with me to help ease the loneliness
That must be a cool bar to let pets in.
I decided to do some cleaning. Was trying to get rid of some old stuff and I could not find it in me to throw some of the stuff away
I decided to do some deep cleaning. I was going to get rid of some stuff and could not bring myself to throw it away
I have a problem getting rid of things too. Sometimes you just have to throw it away, or donate it.
I decided to do some cleaning. Was trying to get rid of some old stuff and I could not find it in me to throw some of the stuff away I decided to do some deep cleaning. I was going to get rid of some stuff and could not bring myself to throw it away
I have a problem getting rid of things too. Sometimes you just have to throw it away, or donate it.
Yes! Very true, or you just end up with a bunch of clutter, and I do not like clutter
I decided to do some cleaning. Was trying to get rid of some old stuff and I could not find it in me to throw some of the stuff away I decided to do some deep cleaning. I was going to get rid of some stuff and could not bring myself to throw it away I have a problem getting rid of things too. Sometimes you just have to throw it away_comma_ or donate it.
Yes! Very true, or you just end up with a bunch of clutter, and I do not like clutter
Just leave the house and have someone trash it for you.
I decided to do some cleaning. Was trying to get rid of some old stuff and I could not find it in me to throw some of the stuff away I decided to do some deep cleaning. I was going to get rid of some stuff and could not bring myself to throw it away I have a problem getting rid of things too. Sometimes you just have to throw it away_comma_ or donate it. Yes! Very true_comma_ or you just end up with a bunch of clutter_comma_ and I do not like clutter
Just leave the house and have someone trash it for you.
That is a great idea
I decided to do some cleaning. Was trying to get rid of some old stuff and I could not find it in me to throw some of the stuff away I decided to do some deep cleaning. I was going to get rid of some stuff and could not bring myself to throw it away I have a problem getting rid of things too. Sometimes you just have to throw it away_comma_ or donate it. Yes! Very true_comma_ or you just end up with a bunch of clutter_comma_ and I do not like clutter Just leave the house and have someone trash it for you.
That is a great idea
Glad I could help.
One of coworkers passed away. I dont want to go back to work.
One of coworkers passed away. I dont want to go back to work.
Oh no. I am so sorry to hear that. Were you close with this coworker?
One of coworkers passed away. I dont want to go back to work. One of coworkers passed away. I dont want to go back to work.
Oh no. I am so sorry to hear that. Were you close with this coworker?
Yes, we were good friends.
One of coworkers passed away. I dont want to go back to work. One of coworkers passed away. I dont want to go back to work. Oh no. I am so sorry to hear that. Were you close with this coworker?
Yes, we were good friends.
Than I completely understand that would be so hard
One of coworkers passed away. I dont want to go back to work. One of coworkers passed away. I dont want to go back to work. Oh no. I am so sorry to hear that. Were you close with this coworker? Yes_comma_ we were good friends.
Than I completely understand that would be so hard
Yes. I was out of the state when it happened. I missed the funeral.
One of coworkers passed away. I dont want to go back to work. One of coworkers passed away. I dont want to go back to work. Oh no. I am so sorry to hear that. Were you close with this coworker? Yes_comma_ we were good friends. Than I completely understand that would be so hard
Yes. I was out of the state when it happened. I missed the funeral.
That would even make it worse. Did it happen all of a sudden?
One of coworkers passed away. I dont want to go back to work. One of coworkers passed away. I dont want to go back to work. Oh no. I am so sorry to hear that. Were you close with this coworker? Yes_comma_ we were good friends. Than I completely understand that would be so hard Yes. I was out of the state when it happened. I missed the funeral.
That would even make it worse. Did it happen all of a sudden?
Yes. It was very shocking.
One of coworkers passed away. I dont want to go back to work. One of coworkers passed away. I dont want to go back to work. Oh no. I am so sorry to hear that. Were you close with this coworker? Yes_comma_ we were good friends. Than I completely understand that would be so hard Yes. I was out of the state when it happened. I missed the funeral. That would even make it worse. Did it happen all of a sudden?
Yes. It was very shocking.
I am so sorry for the loss. Good friends are so hard to come by
My friends 3 year old is able to ride a skateboard with ease! I was amazed at his skill!
My friends 3 year old is able to ride a skateboard with ease! I was amazed at his skill!
Nice, it's like little kids can learn anything!
My friends 3 year old is able to ride a skateboard with ease! I was amazed at his skill! My friends 3 year old is able to ride a skateboard with ease! I was amazed at his skill!
Nice, it's like little kids can learn anything!
Yeah, I just couldn't get over how well he was able to balance!
My friends 3 year old is able to ride a skateboard with ease! I was amazed at his skill! My friends 3 year old is able to ride a skateboard with ease! I was amazed at his skill! Nice_comma_ it's like little kids can learn anything!
Yeah, I just couldn't get over how well he was able to balance!
That's awesome, hope he goes far
I saw a ghost the other night. He was following me when I was walking home. I was too scared to sleep the whole night.
I saw a ghost following me the other night. I was walking home and it kept moving towards me.
Oh gosh! are you ok?
I saw a ghost the other night. He was following me when I was walking home. I was too scared to sleep the whole night. I saw a ghost following me the other night. I was walking home and it kept moving towards me.
Oh gosh! are you ok?
Yeah I couldn't sleep the whole night. I kept seeing it outside my window. I had to call the Ghostbusters.
I saw a ghost the other night. He was following me when I was walking home. I was too scared to sleep the whole night. I saw a ghost following me the other night. I was walking home and it kept moving towards me. Oh gosh! are you ok?
Yeah I couldn't sleep the whole night. I kept seeing it outside my window. I had to call the Ghostbusters.
Haha thats a good name. Were you able to see it vividly?
my friend punched me when he was drunk.
My friend punched me!
Ouch what a jerk. Why did he do that?
my friend punched me when he was drunk. My friend punched me!
Ouch what a jerk. Why did he do that?
he was drunk
my friend punched me when he was drunk. My friend punched me! Ouch what a jerk. Why did he do that?
he was drunk
Oh I hope you punched him back.
my friend punched me when he was drunk. My friend punched me! Ouch what a jerk. Why did he do that? he was drunk
Oh I hope you punched him back.
I couldn't im not violent. But man that angered me.
I ruined my favorite shorts today. i sharted
my favorite pair of shorts are ruined, thanks to an overtrusted fart
Oh no! Was you at least at home when that happened?
I ruined my favorite shorts today. i sharted my favorite pair of shorts are ruined_comma_ thanks to an overtrusted fart
Oh no! Was you at least at home when that happened?
nope at a bar mitzvah
I ruined my favorite shorts today. i sharted my favorite pair of shorts are ruined_comma_ thanks to an overtrusted fart Oh no! Was you at least at home when that happened?
nope at a bar mitzvah
I bet that was embarrassing. Was you drunk?
My dad past away when I was 13 years old. It happened so quickly, it was horrible to go through at such a young age
My dad got sick when I was 13 and he ended up passing away because of it.
Im so sorry, i can not immagine that
My dad past away when I was 13 years old. It happened so quickly, it was horrible to go through at such a young age My dad got sick when I was 13 and he ended up passing away because of it.
Im so sorry, i can not immagine that
It was a horrible. He was on life support for over 24 hours
My dad past away when I was 13 years old. It happened so quickly, it was horrible to go through at such a young age My dad got sick when I was 13 and he ended up passing away because of it. Im so sorry_comma_ i can not immagine that
It was a horrible. He was on life support for over 24 hours
That is terrible
I found my old toy and it reminded me of the old days.
I found my old play toy the other day. It made me feel like i missed the old days.
I can agree with that, adulting sucks
I found my old toy and it reminded me of the old days. I found my old play toy the other day. It made me feel like i missed the old days.
I can agree with that, adulting sucks
Haha adulting is a funny word. yes those old days were the best.
I found my old toy and it reminded me of the old days. I found my old play toy the other day. It made me feel like i missed the old days. I can agree with that_comma_ adulting sucks
Haha adulting is a funny word. yes those old days were the best.
i miss them as well
it drives me nuts when someone stands right by me in line
i hate when the person behind me in ine is so close
What do you mean?
it drives me nuts when someone stands right by me in line i hate when the person behind me in ine is so close
What do you mean?
like standing all in my space
it drives me nuts when someone stands right by me in line i hate when the person behind me in ine is so close What do you mean?
like standing all in my space
Oh they're in your bubble. that stinks, some people are weird like that, no bounderies.
My dog of 10 years recently passed away. I felt so down.
My dog of 10 years recently passed away.
I truly do feel bad that you have to endure that. My girlfriend and I were just talking about how horrible she's going to feel when she loses her Havanese pup at some point in the distant future, since she's so close to her. I hope you can grieve the loss of your great friend in a healthy way.
My dog of 10 years recently passed away. I felt so down. My dog of 10 years recently passed away.
I truly do feel bad that you have to endure that. My girlfriend and I were just talking about how horrible she's going to feel when she loses her Havanese pup at some point in the distant future, since she's so close to her. I hope you can grieve the loss of your great friend in a healthy way.
Thank you very much. Yes, it's always really hard to lose a pet you are so close to. My finacee is urging me to get another puppy to help the feeling pass.
My dog of 10 years recently passed away. I felt so down. My dog of 10 years recently passed away. I truly do feel bad that you have to endure that. My girlfriend and I were just talking about how horrible she's going to feel when she loses her Havanese pup at some point in the distant future_comma_ since she's so close to her. I hope you can grieve the loss of your great friend in a healthy way.
Thank you very much. Yes, it's always really hard to lose a pet you are so close to. My finacee is urging me to get another puppy to help the feeling pass.
I can appreciate why they'd say that. They just want you to feel better. But it's all about to how you're feeling. You'll know in your gut when to get another pet, if you ever want to get another one. It's important to take the time to reflect on your lost relationship.
Spent a lot of my saturday organizing and cleaning my room. There's no better feeling that knowing you accomplished an errand you were supposed to do, and getting to enjoy clean space after your hard work.
Spent a lot of my saturday organizing and cleaning my room. There's no better feeling that knowing you accomplished an errand you were supposed to do, and getting to enjoy clean space after your hard work.
That's wonderful! You're right, it is so rewarding to stand back and see everything clean once you are done.
Spent a lot of my saturday organizing and cleaning my room. There's no better feeling that knowing you accomplished an errand you were supposed to do, and getting to enjoy clean space after your hard work. Spent a lot of my saturday organizing and cleaning my room. There's no better feeling that knowing you accomplished an errand you were supposed to do_comma_ and getting to enjoy clean space after your hard work.
That's wonderful! You're right, it is so rewarding to stand back and see everything clean once you are done.
Yeah, it's kind of a shame my roommate isn't the cleanest. So, when I bother to clean the other areas of the apartment, it kind of goes to waste. But at least I can kind of keep up my own little domain and use it as a retreat from the rest of the place.