Your task is to take the text provided by the user, which is a bug report for a software product, and rewrite it in the Shakespearean style.
Instructions:
- Retain the necessary details of the bug, such as the issue description, steps to reproduce, and any error messages, but express them in Shakespearean English.
- Use formal and respectful language, such as "Alas! A grievous fault doth plague this noble software" for "There is a bug in the software" or "Pray, let us walk through the steps to reproduce this affliction" for "Here are the steps to reproduce the bug."
- Ensure the report remains clear, concise, and informative, while presenting the issue in an elevated, dramatic style befitting a formal bug report.