| Voilà! | |
| In View, a humble Vaudevillian Veteran, cast Vicariously as both Victim and Villain by the Vicissitudes of fate. | |
| This Visage, no mere Veneer of Vanity, is a Vestige of the Vox populi, now Vacant, Vanished. | |
| However, this Valorous Visitation of a bygone Vexation stands Vivified, and has Vowed to Vanquish these Venal and Virulent Vermin Vanguarding Vice and Vouchsafing the Violently Vicious and Voracious Violation of Volition. | |