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>>> WELCOME, EVERYONE, TO
WOODBRIDGE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT
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THEATER SHOWCASE.
>> WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY US,
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THE STUDENTS.
>> AND YES, IT IS VERY HARD FOR
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US TO BE UP HERE DOING THEATER
IN THIS CURRENT POLITICAL
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CLIMATE.
>> BUT NOW MORE THAN EVER WE
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ARTISTS CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE
SILENCED.
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SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO PLEASE
ENJOY OUR SHOW.
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NOW MORE THAN EVER WE ARTISTS
CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE SILENCED.
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♪♪♪
>> WE OPEN ON A VERY DARK DAY
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FOR THE WORLD.
OKAY, JEWS.
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LET'S GO!
>> MOMMY, DO WE HAVE TO?
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>> YES, HONEY, THAT'S THE RULES
OF THE HOLOCAUST.
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>> OKAY, MOMMY.
MOMMY, ONE MORE QUESTION.
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WHAT YEAR IS IT AGAIN?
>> HONEY, YOU KNOW WHAT YEAR
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IT IS.
IT'S 2017.
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>> SURPRISE!
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>> OH MY GOD.
>> I ALWAYS FORGET HOW BAD THESE
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ARE.
>> THAT ONE KIND OF MADE A GOOD
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POINT, THOUGH.
>> THEY CAN NEVER KNOW YOU SAID
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THAT.
♪♪♪
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>> LOOK, LOOK!
IT'S KYLIE JENNER!
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CAN I GET A SELFIE?
CAN I GET A SELFIE?
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LOOK, LOOK, IT'S CHRIS
HEMSWORTH!
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CAN I GET A SELFIE?
CAN GET A SELFIE?
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>> LOOK, LOOK, IT'S -- A
SCIENTIST.
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>> EH, NO THANKS.
WOW!
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♪♪♪
>> THE PROGRAM SAYS TONIGHT'S
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PROCEEDS GO TO STANDING ROCK.
LET'S GET THOSE NATIVE AMERICANS
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THE PIPELINE THEY WANT.
>> YEAH, I DON'T THINK THEY KNOW
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WHAT'S HAPPENING THERE.
>> ME HOW.
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MY WAY PEROT IN SHOE.
>> NAI SA NON PEROT MAI.
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>> PEROT.
HOW SHI.
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HOW SHI.
AND SCENE.
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>> EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
COULD YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
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>> UH, NO.
>> IS IT BECAUSE WE WERE
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SPEAKING MANDARIN?
>> YES.
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>> AND YOU ONLY KNOW ENGLISH?
>> YES.
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>> SAD!
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>> THAT WAS NOT MANDARIN.
I HEARD THEM SAY "DOG" IN
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SPANISH A FEW TIMES.
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>> YEP, YOU GUESSED IT.
I HAVE AIDS.
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I USED TO BE SAD ABOUT MY AIDS.
I DIDN'T WANT AIDS.
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AND MY AIDS MADE ME FEEL LESS
THAN.
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BUT NOW I DON'T LET MY AIDS
DEFINE ME.
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>> THIS ONE'S ACTUALLY NICE.
>> I'M OKAY WITH AIDS.
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I LOVE MY AIDS.
I'M GLAD I HAVE AIDS.
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AND I WISH EVERYONE IN THE WORLD
HAD AIDS TOO.
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BECAUSE -- FRANKLY, AIDS ROCKS!
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>> THAT SORT OF BECAME
PRO-GETTING AIDS.
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>> YEAH.
SHE OVERSHOT THE RUNWAY AT THE
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END THERE.
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>> HEY, GUYS.
FOR THIS NEXT PART WE'RE GOING
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TO DO SOMETHING REALLY FUN.
WE'VE BEEN STUDYING IMPROV ALL
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SEMESTER, SO ALL WE NEED IS A
WORD AND WE'LL USE IT TO INFORM
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THIS NEXT SCENE.
>> BASKETBALL.
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>> OKAY.
BASKETBALL.
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HERE WE GO.
>> HONEY, WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
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>> A KID AT SCHOOL CALLED ME
A FAIRY.
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>> DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, IT'S
GREAT TO BE GAY.
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHO YOU
ARE.
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>> THANKS, MOM.
THAT'S IMPORTANT FOR ME TO HEAR.
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>> OF COURSE.
NOW GO WASH UP FOR DINNER.
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>> WHAT ARE WE HAVING?
>> BASKETBALL.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> THAT'S IT.
>> I PAID $1,000 FOR THAT IMPROV
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CLASS.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HOW ABOUT FROM NOW ON LESS
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SHOOTING, MORE KISSING?
>> BLACK LIVES MATTER!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> THAT WAS THEIR BLACK LIVES
MATTER SCENE?
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>> I'M PRETTY SURE THEY ALL JUST
WANTED TO KISS EACH OTHER AND
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THEN MADE IT ABOUT SOMETHING.
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>> THANK YOU.
THAT'S OUR SHOW.
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>> REMEMBER, GUYS, DON'T THROW
AWAY YOUR TICKETS.
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IF YOU SAVE THEM, YOU CAN FRAME
THEM.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]