1 00:00:00,433 --> 00:00:03,703 >>> WELCOME, EVERYONE, TO WOODBRIDGE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT 2 00:00:03,703 --> 00:00:06,606 THEATER SHOWCASE. >> WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY US, 3 00:00:06,606 --> 00:00:11,544 THE STUDENTS. >> AND YES, IT IS VERY HARD FOR 4 00:00:11,544 --> 00:00:13,747 US TO BE UP HERE DOING THEATER IN THIS CURRENT POLITICAL 5 00:00:13,747 --> 00:00:17,150 CLIMATE. >> BUT NOW MORE THAN EVER WE 6 00:00:17,150 --> 00:00:19,686 ARTISTS CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE SILENCED. 7 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:23,990 SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO PLEASE ENJOY OUR SHOW. 8 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:27,494 NOW MORE THAN EVER WE ARTISTS CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE SILENCED. 9 00:00:27,494 --> 00:00:37,771 ♪♪♪ >> WE OPEN ON A VERY DARK DAY 10 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:40,306 FOR THE WORLD. OKAY, JEWS. 11 00:00:40,306 --> 00:00:45,645 LET'S GO! >> MOMMY, DO WE HAVE TO? 12 00:00:45,645 --> 00:00:48,581 >> YES, HONEY, THAT'S THE RULES OF THE HOLOCAUST. 13 00:00:48,581 --> 00:00:52,052 >> OKAY, MOMMY. MOMMY, ONE MORE QUESTION. 14 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,921 WHAT YEAR IS IT AGAIN? >> HONEY, YOU KNOW WHAT YEAR 15 00:00:54,921 --> 00:00:55,989 IT IS. IT'S 2017. 16 00:00:55,989 --> 00:01:03,196 >> SURPRISE! ♪♪♪ 17 00:01:03,196 --> 00:01:05,465 >> OH MY GOD. >> I ALWAYS FORGET HOW BAD THESE 18 00:01:05,465 --> 00:01:09,135 ARE. >> THAT ONE KIND OF MADE A GOOD 19 00:01:09,135 --> 00:01:11,471 POINT, THOUGH. >> THEY CAN NEVER KNOW YOU SAID 20 00:01:11,471 --> 00:01:14,107 THAT. ♪♪♪ 21 00:01:14,107 --> 00:01:16,976 >> LOOK, LOOK! IT'S KYLIE JENNER! 22 00:01:16,976 --> 00:01:21,314 CAN I GET A SELFIE? CAN I GET A SELFIE? 23 00:01:21,314 --> 00:01:23,883 LOOK, LOOK, IT'S CHRIS HEMSWORTH! 24 00:01:23,883 --> 00:01:27,353 CAN I GET A SELFIE? CAN GET A SELFIE? 25 00:01:27,353 --> 00:01:31,324 >> LOOK, LOOK, IT'S -- A SCIENTIST. 26 00:01:31,324 --> 00:01:36,963 >> EH, NO THANKS. WOW! 27 00:01:36,963 --> 00:01:41,901 ♪♪♪ >> THE PROGRAM SAYS TONIGHT'S 28 00:01:41,901 --> 00:01:45,071 PROCEEDS GO TO STANDING ROCK. LET'S GET THOSE NATIVE AMERICANS 29 00:01:45,071 --> 00:01:49,008 THE PIPELINE THEY WANT. >> YEAH, I DON'T THINK THEY KNOW 30 00:01:49,008 --> 00:01:55,281 WHAT'S HAPPENING THERE. >> ME HOW. 31 00:01:55,281 --> 00:02:04,991 MY WAY PEROT IN SHOE. >> NAI SA NON PEROT MAI. 32 00:02:04,991 --> 00:02:07,994 >> PEROT. HOW SHI. 33 00:02:07,994 --> 00:02:10,663 HOW SHI. AND SCENE. 34 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:12,565 >> EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. COULD YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? 35 00:02:12,565 --> 00:02:13,600 >> UH, NO. >> IS IT BECAUSE WE WERE 36 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:14,501 SPEAKING MANDARIN? >> YES. 37 00:02:14,501 --> 00:02:17,170 >> AND YOU ONLY KNOW ENGLISH? >> YES. 38 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:22,442 >> SAD! ♪♪♪ 39 00:02:22,442 --> 00:02:25,845 >> THAT WAS NOT MANDARIN. I HEARD THEM SAY "DOG" IN 40 00:02:25,845 --> 00:02:35,121 SPANISH A FEW TIMES. ♪♪♪ 41 00:02:35,121 --> 00:02:44,531 >> YEP, YOU GUESSED IT. I HAVE AIDS. 42 00:02:44,531 --> 00:02:45,798 I USED TO BE SAD ABOUT MY AIDS. I DIDN'T WANT AIDS. 43 00:02:45,798 --> 00:02:46,799 AND MY AIDS MADE ME FEEL LESS THAN. 44 00:02:46,799 --> 00:02:50,336 BUT NOW I DON'T LET MY AIDS DEFINE ME. 45 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:55,241 >> THIS ONE'S ACTUALLY NICE. >> I'M OKAY WITH AIDS. 46 00:02:55,241 --> 00:03:00,213 I LOVE MY AIDS. I'M GLAD I HAVE AIDS. 47 00:03:00,213 --> 00:03:02,215 AND I WISH EVERYONE IN THE WORLD HAD AIDS TOO. 48 00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:09,055 BECAUSE -- FRANKLY, AIDS ROCKS! ♪♪♪ 49 00:03:09,055 --> 00:03:11,257 >> THAT SORT OF BECAME PRO-GETTING AIDS. 50 00:03:11,257 --> 00:03:13,993 >> YEAH. SHE OVERSHOT THE RUNWAY AT THE 51 00:03:13,993 --> 00:03:18,965 END THERE. ♪♪♪ 52 00:03:18,965 --> 00:03:20,767 >> HEY, GUYS. FOR THIS NEXT PART WE'RE GOING 53 00:03:20,767 --> 00:03:24,270 TO DO SOMETHING REALLY FUN. WE'VE BEEN STUDYING IMPROV ALL 54 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:27,640 SEMESTER, SO ALL WE NEED IS A WORD AND WE'LL USE IT TO INFORM 55 00:03:27,640 --> 00:03:30,843 THIS NEXT SCENE. >> BASKETBALL. 56 00:03:30,843 --> 00:03:32,645 >> OKAY. BASKETBALL. 57 00:03:32,645 --> 00:03:38,017 HERE WE GO. >> HONEY, WHY ARE YOU CRYING? 58 00:03:38,017 --> 00:03:41,187 >> A KID AT SCHOOL CALLED ME A FAIRY. 59 00:03:41,187 --> 00:03:43,256 >> DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, IT'S GREAT TO BE GAY. 60 00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:44,791 I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE. 61 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:47,727 >> THANKS, MOM. THAT'S IMPORTANT FOR ME TO HEAR. 62 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:50,063 >> OF COURSE. NOW GO WASH UP FOR DINNER. 63 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:53,466 >> WHAT ARE WE HAVING? >> BASKETBALL. 64 00:03:53,466 --> 00:03:56,202 [ LAUGHTER ] ♪♪♪ 65 00:03:56,202 --> 00:03:59,572 >> THAT'S IT. >> I PAID $1,000 FOR THAT IMPROV 66 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:11,451 CLASS. ♪♪♪ 67 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:15,421 [ LAUGHTER ] >> HOW ABOUT FROM NOW ON LESS 68 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:20,959 SHOOTING, MORE KISSING? >> BLACK LIVES MATTER! 69 00:04:20,959 --> 00:04:22,729 [ LAUGHTER ] ♪♪♪ 70 00:04:22,729 --> 00:04:26,532 >> THAT WAS THEIR BLACK LIVES MATTER SCENE? 71 00:04:26,532 --> 00:04:29,002 >> I'M PRETTY SURE THEY ALL JUST WANTED TO KISS EACH OTHER AND 72 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:33,473 THEN MADE IT ABOUT SOMETHING. ♪♪♪ 73 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:36,142 >> THANK YOU. THAT'S OUR SHOW. 74 00:04:36,142 --> 00:04:38,011 >> REMEMBER, GUYS, DON'T THROW AWAY YOUR TICKETS. 75 00:04:38,011 --> 00:04:42,382 IF YOU SAVE THEM, YOU CAN FRAME THEM. 76 00:04:42,382 --> 00:04:43,883 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]