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| >>> WELCOME, EVERYONE, TO | |
| WOODBRIDGE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT</font> | |
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| THEATER SHOWCASE. | |
| >> WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY US,</font> | |
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| THE STUDENTS. | |
| >> AND YES, IT IS VERY HARD FOR</font> | |
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| US TO BE UP HERE DOING THEATER | |
| IN THIS CURRENT POLITICAL</font> | |
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| CLIMATE. | |
| >> BUT NOW MORE THAN EVER WE</font> | |
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| ARTISTS CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE | |
| SILENCED.</font> | |
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| SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO PLEASE | |
| ENJOY OUR SHOW.</font> | |
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| NOW MORE THAN EVER WE ARTISTS | |
| CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE SILENCED.</font> | |
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| ♪♪♪ | |
| >> WE OPEN ON A VERY DARK DAY</font> | |
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| FOR THE WORLD. | |
| OKAY, JEWS.</font> | |
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| LET'S GO! | |
| >> MOMMY, DO WE HAVE TO?</font> | |
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| >> YES, HONEY, THAT'S THE RULES | |
| OF THE HOLOCAUST.</font> | |
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| >> OKAY, MOMMY. | |
| MOMMY, ONE MORE QUESTION.</font> | |
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| WHAT YEAR IS IT AGAIN? | |
| >> HONEY, YOU KNOW WHAT YEAR</font> | |
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| IT IS. | |
| IT'S 2017.</font> | |
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| >> SURPRISE! | |
| ♪♪♪</font> | |
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| <font color="white" size=".72c"> | |
| >> OH MY GOD. | |
| >> I ALWAYS FORGET HOW BAD THESE</font> | |
| 18 | |
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| ARE. | |
| >> THAT ONE KIND OF MADE A GOOD</font> | |
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| POINT, THOUGH. | |
| >> THEY CAN NEVER KNOW YOU SAID</font> | |
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| THAT. | |
| ♪♪♪</font> | |
| 21 | |
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| <font color="white" size=".72c"> | |
| >> LOOK, LOOK! | |
| IT'S KYLIE JENNER!</font> | |
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| CAN I GET A SELFIE? | |
| CAN I GET A SELFIE?</font> | |
| 23 | |
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| LOOK, LOOK, IT'S CHRIS | |
| HEMSWORTH!</font> | |
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| CAN I GET A SELFIE? | |
| CAN GET A SELFIE?</font> | |
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| <font color="white" size=".72c"> | |
| >> LOOK, LOOK, IT'S -- A | |
| SCIENTIST.</font> | |
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| >> EH, NO THANKS. | |
| WOW!</font> | |
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| <font color="white" size=".72c"> | |
| ♪♪♪ | |
| >> THE PROGRAM SAYS TONIGHT'S</font> | |
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| PROCEEDS GO TO STANDING ROCK. | |
| LET'S GET THOSE NATIVE AMERICANS</font> | |
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| THE PIPELINE THEY WANT. | |
| >> YEAH, I DON'T THINK THEY KNOW</font> | |
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| WHAT'S HAPPENING THERE. | |
| >> ME HOW.</font> | |
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| MY WAY PEROT IN SHOE. | |
| >> NAI SA NON PEROT MAI.</font> | |
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| <font color="white" size=".72c"> | |
| >> PEROT. | |
| HOW SHI.</font> | |
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| HOW SHI. | |
| AND SCENE.</font> | |
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| >> EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. | |
| COULD YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?</font> | |
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| <font color="white" size=".72c"> | |
| >> UH, NO. | |
| >> IS IT BECAUSE WE WERE</font> | |
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| SPEAKING MANDARIN? | |
| >> YES.</font> | |
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| >> AND YOU ONLY KNOW ENGLISH? | |
| >> YES.</font> | |
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| >> SAD! | |
| ♪♪♪</font> | |
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| >> THAT WAS NOT MANDARIN. | |
| I HEARD THEM SAY "DOG" IN</font> | |
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| SPANISH A FEW TIMES. | |
| ♪♪♪</font> | |
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| >> YEP, YOU GUESSED IT. | |
| I HAVE AIDS.</font> | |
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| I USED TO BE SAD ABOUT MY AIDS. | |
| I DIDN'T WANT AIDS.</font> | |
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| AND MY AIDS MADE ME FEEL LESS | |
| THAN.</font> | |
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| BUT NOW I DON'T LET MY AIDS | |
| DEFINE ME.</font> | |
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| >> THIS ONE'S ACTUALLY NICE. | |
| >> I'M OKAY WITH AIDS.</font> | |
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| I LOVE MY AIDS. | |
| I'M GLAD I HAVE AIDS.</font> | |
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| AND I WISH EVERYONE IN THE WORLD | |
| HAD AIDS TOO.</font> | |
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| BECAUSE -- FRANKLY, AIDS ROCKS! | |
| ♪♪♪</font> | |
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| <font color="white" size=".72c"> | |
| >> THAT SORT OF BECAME | |
| PRO-GETTING AIDS.</font> | |
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| >> YEAH. | |
| SHE OVERSHOT THE RUNWAY AT THE</font> | |
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| END THERE. | |
| ♪♪♪</font> | |
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| <font color="white" size=".72c"> | |
| >> HEY, GUYS. | |
| FOR THIS NEXT PART WE'RE GOING</font> | |
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| TO DO SOMETHING REALLY FUN. | |
| WE'VE BEEN STUDYING IMPROV ALL</font> | |
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| SEMESTER, SO ALL WE NEED IS A | |
| WORD AND WE'LL USE IT TO INFORM</font> | |
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| THIS NEXT SCENE. | |
| >> BASKETBALL.</font> | |
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| <font color="white" size=".72c"> | |
| >> OKAY. | |
| BASKETBALL.</font> | |
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| <font color="white" size=".72c"> | |
| HERE WE GO. | |
| >> HONEY, WHY ARE YOU CRYING?</font> | |
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| >> A KID AT SCHOOL CALLED ME | |
| A FAIRY.</font> | |
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| >> DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, IT'S | |
| GREAT TO BE GAY.</font> | |
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| <font color="white" size=".72c"> | |
| I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHO YOU | |
| ARE.</font> | |
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| <font color="white" size=".72c"> | |
| >> THANKS, MOM. | |
| THAT'S IMPORTANT FOR ME TO HEAR.</font> | |
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| <font color="white" size=".72c"> | |
| >> OF COURSE. | |
| NOW GO WASH UP FOR DINNER.</font> | |
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| <font color="white" size=".72c"> | |
| >> WHAT ARE WE HAVING? | |
| >> BASKETBALL.</font> | |
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| <font color="white" size=".72c"> | |
| [ LAUGHTER ] | |
| ♪♪♪</font> | |
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| <font color="white" size=".72c"> | |
| >> THAT'S IT. | |
| >> I PAID $1,000 FOR THAT IMPROV</font> | |
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| <font color="white" size=".72c"> | |
| CLASS. | |
| ♪♪♪</font> | |
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| <font color="white" size=".72c"> | |
| [ LAUGHTER ] | |
| >> HOW ABOUT FROM NOW ON LESS</font> | |
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| SHOOTING, MORE KISSING? | |
| >> BLACK LIVES MATTER!</font> | |
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| <font color="white" size=".72c"> | |
| [ LAUGHTER ] | |
| ♪♪♪</font> | |
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| <font color="white" size=".72c"> | |
| >> THAT WAS THEIR BLACK LIVES | |
| MATTER SCENE?</font> | |
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| <font color="white" size=".72c"> | |
| >> I'M PRETTY SURE THEY ALL JUST | |
| WANTED TO KISS EACH OTHER AND</font> | |
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| THEN MADE IT ABOUT SOMETHING. | |
| ♪♪♪</font> | |
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| <font color="white" size=".72c"> | |
| >> THANK YOU. | |
| THAT'S OUR SHOW.</font> | |
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| <font color="white" size=".72c"> | |
| >> REMEMBER, GUYS, DON'T THROW | |
| AWAY YOUR TICKETS.</font> | |
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| IF YOU SAVE THEM, YOU CAN FRAME | |
| THEM.</font> | |
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| [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]</font> | |