text: > Alan Slater Men and women get married. If men and men or women and women want to be together, then call it something else. Let's call same-sex unions ULTRAMARRIAGE! That'll make it easier to tell them apart. Snerk aside, Alan, what exactly gives you the authority to tell, say, the Quakers how to define marriage? And exactly what punishment should be meted - and to whom - in cases where they refuse to bow down to your dictats?